After months of schlepping between his City Park apartment and my downtown Denver condo, my boyfriend and I officially moved in to one home. My home. My… Read more “Just A Couch”
Category: Dating
Love’s Aftermath
I spent the better part of the last decade on an exhausting, confusing and sometimes traumatic search for true love. I wanted to feel giddy as I… Read more “Love’s Aftermath”
A Full Brita
I love the taste of cold, filtered water but not enough to ever fill up my Brita. The thing sits in my fridge, dry as can be,… Read more “A Full Brita “
If You Give an Ex a Muffin
I am sure many of you are familiar with the children’s book classic, “If You Give a Moose a Muffin” by Laura Numeroff. I received flowers on… Read more “If You Give an Ex a Muffin “
The Time I Got Chlamydia
Once upon a time, I got chlamydia. I was in Venezia, Italia and it was my 23rd birthday. My boyfriend back home (a grocery store butcher) had… Read more “The Time I Got Chlamydia”
The Thing About Dating & Social Work
A short while ago I met a fella for drinks. He intrigued me so much that I agreed to see him for lunch the very next day.… Read more “The Thing About Dating & Social Work”
Over-Investing Is For Finance, Not Romance
over-invest, verb the practice of investing more into an asset than what that asset it worth on the open market The world of finance is as foreign… Read more “Over-Investing Is For Finance, Not Romance”
Dating Traumatic Stress Disorder (DTSD)
My collective romantic history reads like the offspring of a comic book, a horror story and a classic tragedy. I broke up with my first ever boyfriend… Read more “Dating Traumatic Stress Disorder (DTSD)”
Where The Fuck Are The Gentlemen At?
Several weeks ago I received a new message on my now deleted online dating profile that inquired, “Do you like being eaten? Because I’d love to go… Read more “Where The Fuck Are The Gentlemen At?”
An Everyday Kind of Love
Some time ago my now ex-boyfriend snuck into my apartment to decorate it with over 500 individually wrapped vinyl records. When I saw my apartment I was… Read more “An Everyday Kind of Love”